dimetrodone:

dimetrodone:

dimetrodone:

Hot take: on a scale of nerd vs jock, LARPing is a more jockish activity then fantasy football.

LARPing: people going outside and being physically active, requires working as a team with people

Fantasy Football: poindexters on the computer, playing with stats 

(via haletheheretic)

flower-lesbienne:

gunsandfireandshit:

casbean:

harryngtonewithyourshit:

beardedchrisevans:

Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?

good

“Fellas, is it gay to be a good father?”

Shout out to Harry Hill

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if you’re having a bad day

mckenziekatherine:

mckenziekatherine:

mckenziekatherine:

just remember that I, a registered nurse with a bachelors degree, accidentally glued a patient’s foreskin shut over his penis and had to call a urology doctor to come help me get it to retract

I had to send a page that said “I glued the patient’s penis shut. send help.”

The urology resident said, “Wow. I’ve never seen anything like this. Let me go ask someone else.”

It’s been like 5 days since this happened and I’m just sitting at the nurses station with some coworkers and the urology resident walks by and says “hey! Glue any penises shut lately??” And keeps on walking

THEN ALL MY COWORKERS WERE LIKE WHAT JUST HAPPENED

and so yeah, that freaking doctor exposed me and went on his way

(via dontcallmeprongs)

twopinkcarnations:

thecommonchick:

I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. 

I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” 

and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.” 

Like Michael Buble and Santa

(Source: thecommonchick, via notdeadjack)

roseoilz:

IG: @patmgrathreal

(via miniangel)

official-mugi:

Sometimes there are some real gems on reddit

(via haletheheretic)

billionaires don’t have feelings and also aren’t human anymore.

aforeverunfinishedproject:

justsomeantifas:

justsomeantifas:

being a billionaire retroactively strips your humanity from you. you were never a baby. you were never a child. you were only a monster from your billions onward.

this is a fucking incredible piece of art. THEYRE HOARDING IT. THATS WHAT THEYRE DOING WITH IT LMAO. FUUUCK DO YALL READ BEFORE YOU POST?

You cannot hoard billions of dollars without actively and willfully exploiting the poor. Billionaires cannot exist unless extreme poverty also exists. You cannot be a billionaire and be a decent human being at the same time… the two concepts are literally counterintuitive. If you are a billionaire, you automatically have your boot on the throats of millions of poor people, and you know it even if you pretend not to. You cannot be anything other than evil if you are a billionaire. It’s simply not possible.

(via commune-or-nothing)

muvataughtme:

dramaqueenamby:

PSA: This blogger does NOT support R. Kelly. Unfollow if you do, please.

Unfollow me right now please

(via iron-sunrise)

theocseason4:

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fairycosmos:

sharpay was right: this is not what i want. this is not what i planned. and i just gotta say. i Do Not understand

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dankmemeuniversity:

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