Y’all have no idea how mad it makes me to see George W Bush on my screen knowing I can’t legitimately call him the worst US president of my lifetime anymore. Like that shit was supposed to be a lock.
A TikTok posted by @lollipoplaughs . A white man with a beard and a Southern accent speaks to the camera with a serious expression, while a chicken pecks at his camera from somewhere offscreen. He says:
“You know what I hate? Spiders. And mosquitoes. But I don’t like all them sprays–like citronellas. And torches make you look like a racist. So, I invented an eco-friendly, race-neutral mosquito and spider repellent. It’s called ‘chicken.’”
(At this point the camera pans out a little to reveal that the chicken is sitting on the man’s shoulder. The man continues:)
“Alright–chicken can take out any airborne insect flying around your skull within a 1.5 foot radius. If they biting you on the leg, just drop him on the ground. Chicken don’t care!”
(He turns to address the chicken, saying: “Right, chicken?” Then he pans the camera over so that only the chicken is visible. The chicken pecks at the camera once, as the man says, “Get ‘em, chicken. Bite ‘em. That’s right.” Then he pans the camera back over and finishes his spiel:)
“It’s a good chicken. Does what it’s supposed to. So buy it now, look – 1-800-buy-a-fuckin-chicken. Have a good one!”
A Woman Sitting On The Edge Of The Bed - Spanish School, 19th Century / Adèle Haenel in House Of Tolerance (2011) / Ashley Graham for Vogue Paris (2018)
i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i’ve started leaving a cup of water that’s “mine” (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .
God in the Garden of Eden
Absolutely obsessed with the implications of this comment
They have those claws for ripping into termite mounds to find something to eat. Considering that scientists are currently studying termite mound construction for potential applications in concrete manufacturing, I guess it’s actually pretty logical that a pangolin would be able to tear through concrete given the right leverage and motivation. It being logical does not, however, make it any less fascinating or terrifying to watch.
^It’s also a fair likelihood that it’s why it’s tearing into that wall. Chances are, there are ants in that wall.
Unparallelled magnificence. I love ripping through concrete. Truly the pangolin is my soulmate.
